Leip-zish
So we went to Leipzig for my big important software engineering conference. Ooo, i’m a pro now!!
The train from Berlin was an ICE…=really fast and smooth. Why don’t we have those across the US??
So it turns out my “colleague” and i are geniuses, and booked a hotel in the boonies outside of leipzig, a 20 minute cab drive away from everything else. Nonetheless, an adventure.
The conference, with free lunch, free dinner out, old guys with jeans and flannel shirts and young undergrads in shirts and ties, was a real hootenany. The only weird thing about our free dinner out, in some famous restaurant underground called Auerbachs Keller, was that there was a “special guest” by some gothic dressed devil impersonator, blabbing around in german, with a translator as his echo, about some serum he was injecting into a test tube of beer, and then making an innocent bystander drink it.
Anywho… all the nerds at the Nerdix convention loved my speech. Im David Pattison and I’m number ONE!